If you are searching for a criminology course, the chances are you will know the difference between right and wrong. Yet have you heard of the Salmon Act of 1986 (yes, as in the fish) or know what the laws are if a dead whale is found on the British coast? Yeah, we didn’t think so. To avoid any of you getting arrested before taking your course, we thought we would share some of the strangest laws in the UK.
1. It’s illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. The building is considered a royal palace which would mean the deceased would be entitled to a state funeral. So if you feel like you are dying – don’t.
2. Talking of dying, the head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail automatically becomes property of the Queen. Just keep swimming free Willy.
3. It’s illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.
4. In the 17th Century, Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas Day, technically this is still law.
5. It’s illegal to flag down a London taxi if you have the plague. Go on the underground instead.
6. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
7. It is also illegal to doodle on a banknote or deface the Queen’s face, so put that pen away.
8. A now obsolete law, but in the 19th Century it was illegal for women to eat chocolate on public transport.
9. Welshman are prohibited from entering Chester before the sun rises and have to leave before the sun goes down.
10. Because of this, in Chester, it is technically ok to shoot a Welshman after midnight on Sunday with a crossbow, as long as it’s in the city walls.
11. Under the ‘Salmon Act of 1986’ it is illegal to handle salmon under suspicious circumstances in the UK, so no smuggling it in your coat pocket.
12. You can’t carry a plank along the pavement, so if you are carrying shelves from IKEA you could be arrested. One more reason to buy online.
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Jane McGuire received her BA (English) from the University of Loughborough. A yoga enthusiast with a sweet tooth, in her spare time you will probably find Jane in the gym or online shopping.