Subject Focus: Sort out your pipes!
Sick of having to call plumbers out to sort out your pipes? Not to mention having to pay extortionate rates for the pleasure, even though it's just the simplest of repairs to your u-bend. It is possibly the most annoying thing ever.
If you're nodding along with us then maybe you should do a plumbing course.
Learning plumbing all for yourself would mean that you could do the job yourself. Or, if you're feeling shrewd, you could use your plumbing skills as a stepping-stone to cash-in on those extortionate rates in return for your fine plumbing services.
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